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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

So they tried

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

share office space ...

Then came..

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

No way

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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